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WARMING THE COCKLES • Ruth Gilchrist

November 20, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Friday night should have been disco night, but my footballer boyfriend decided it was break up night instead. Saturday morning Cockle picking with Joy. Head bent sifting those white shells from the mud, tears weren’t much use. It didn’t feel… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories breaking up, ruth gilchrist

THE INTERPRETERS • Neil Weiner

November 18, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Spraying machine gun bullets lit up the hillside as Zhang dodged behind a rock to protect himself. His foe, the American 49th division, was fighting north of what would be later the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ). He had been drafted as… Continue Reading →

Historical, Humour / Satire, Stories Korean War, Neil Weiner

RETURN TO SENDER • Matthew Hernandez

November 17, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

After our closing, mail intended for the prior owners continued to arrive. At my wife’s suggestion, we hand printed “return to sender” and dropped the letters in the blue collection box near the Panera. The junk—the flyers, directories, advertisements—we tossed.… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Literary, Stories infidelity, Matthew Hernandez, misdelivered mail

SUPPLY AND DEMAND • Jon Clendaniel

November 4, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

The famous Rikk’s Interstellar Pawn was bustling with activity when Glophous 5 glided through the front doors. Patrons from all over the quadrant milled around, inspecting the shop’s wares. Opulent jewelry sat alongside various trinkets, antiques, and other odds and… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Science Fiction, Stories aliens, jon clendaniel, pawn shops

HEY GIRL, DMING YOU ABOUT MY MLM FOR EXORCISMS • Cassandra Lipp

October 28, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Hey girl! We haven’t talked in forever, how have you been? Just hosted a makeover party for your Aunt Trisha. Wish you could’ve been there so we could catch up! Everyone had such a nice time. Really fixed the vibes… Continue Reading →

Horror, Humour / Satire, Stories exorcism, spam

COMMUNITY POST: ROOSTER • by Lynn Kozlowski

September 30, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

LTK: Did anybody lose a rooster? He was smack in the middle of our half-acre backyard at daybreak yesterday, crowing again and again in the classic manner. We are not early risers. From the web, he could be a Rhode… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories chickens, Lynn Kozlowski, neighbours, social media, technology

FLAWED FAMILIAR • by George S. Walker

September 23, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

To: Imperial Pets & Familiars ShoppeFrom: Tabitha, apprentice to the Wythia Coven I received my order, 1 cat. However, it doesn’t resemble the woodprint in your catalog. The ears are droopy, while its tail is short and springy. Its muzzle… Continue Reading →

Fantasy, Humour / Satire, Stories customer service, familiars, George S. Walker, witches

RIGOR MORTIS CONTURBAT ME • by Timons Esaias

July 29, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

The police detective opened the car door and stepped firmly into the puddle. He trotted out of the puddle into a singularly damp snowdrift. Cursing, he slogged onto the path where he waited for the sergeant to walk around. The… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Mystery / Suspense, Stories alcoholism, police, Timons Esaias

ATTENTION MUST BE PAID • by Scott MacLeod

June 24, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

I got one job. Watch the birdie. Or should I say the Escalade. Really, I got two jobs, watch and then tail. Could be worse. Could be delivering packages to the docks like Petey. No thanks. I’ll take just sittin’… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories

PANCAKES FOR A PRIMATE • by John Weagly

June 17, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

“You know this isn’t a real holiday, right?” Klepto Bayley Klepac asked. “I know it’s not a real holiday,” I said, “But I like to celebrate it, so I do.” Bayley gave me a confused look, paid her breakfast check,… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Mystery / Suspense, Stories crime, John Weagly, National Gorilla Suit Day, restaurants, theft

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