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PARK ANYWHERE YOU LIKE • Gregory Meece

November 25, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

“The Creekside Planning Commission is now open for public comment.” Feeling proud of my civic-mindedness, I stepped up to the microphone. While my topic wasn’t as critical as reducing taxes or preventing crime, it was something I believed deserved attention.… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories city councils, Gregory Meece, restricted parking

RABBIT TEETH • Emma Johnson Tarp

November 24, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

My date is burly and gruff, a lumberjack squeezed into a French blue polo and wing-tips. He fumbles through the menu with giant hands. A white scar cuts from his left nostril down to his upper lip. He notices me… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Literary, Stories Emma Johnson Tarp, first date, vegetarianism

SEVENTEEN MINUTES • Lily Hunger

November 23, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

It only takes seventeen minutes to realize that lifeguarding was not the career for me. Seventeen minutes. It isn’t the 5:15 AM alarm that did it. Or the gross vacuum I have to hook and drag out of the pool.… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories former teachers, lifeguards, Lily Hunger

WARMING THE COCKLES • Ruth Gilchrist

November 20, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Friday night should have been disco night, but my footballer boyfriend decided it was break up night instead. Saturday morning Cockle picking with Joy. Head bent sifting those white shells from the mud, tears weren’t much use. It didn’t feel… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories breaking up, ruth gilchrist

THE INTERPRETERS • Neil Weiner

November 18, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Spraying machine gun bullets lit up the hillside as Zhang dodged behind a rock to protect himself. His foe, the American 49th division, was fighting north of what would be later the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ). He had been drafted as… Continue Reading →

Historical, Humour / Satire, Stories Korean War, Neil Weiner

RETURN TO SENDER • Matthew Hernandez

November 17, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

After our closing, mail intended for the prior owners continued to arrive. At my wife’s suggestion, we hand printed “return to sender” and dropped the letters in the blue collection box near the Panera. The junk—the flyers, directories, advertisements—we tossed.… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Literary, Stories infidelity, Matthew Hernandez, misdelivered mail

SUPPLY AND DEMAND • Jon Clendaniel

November 4, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

The famous Rikk’s Interstellar Pawn was bustling with activity when Glophous 5 glided through the front doors. Patrons from all over the quadrant milled around, inspecting the shop’s wares. Opulent jewelry sat alongside various trinkets, antiques, and other odds and… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Science Fiction, Stories aliens, jon clendaniel, pawn shops

HEY GIRL, DMING YOU ABOUT MY MLM FOR EXORCISMS • Cassandra Lipp

October 28, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Hey girl! We haven’t talked in forever, how have you been? Just hosted a makeover party for your Aunt Trisha. Wish you could’ve been there so we could catch up! Everyone had such a nice time. Really fixed the vibes… Continue Reading →

Horror, Humour / Satire, Stories exorcism, spam

COMMUNITY POST: ROOSTER • by Lynn Kozlowski

September 30, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

LTK: Did anybody lose a rooster? He was smack in the middle of our half-acre backyard at daybreak yesterday, crowing again and again in the classic manner. We are not early risers. From the web, he could be a Rhode… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories chickens, Lynn Kozlowski, neighbours, social media, technology

FLAWED FAMILIAR • by George S. Walker

September 23, 2024Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

To: Imperial Pets & Familiars ShoppeFrom: Tabitha, apprentice to the Wythia Coven I received my order, 1 cat. However, it doesn’t resemble the woodprint in your catalog. The ears are droopy, while its tail is short and springy. Its muzzle… Continue Reading →

Fantasy, Humour / Satire, Stories customer service, familiars, George S. Walker, witches

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