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FIRST COMMUNION • by Thomas Baldwin

May 16, 2022Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

In my defense, Mom shouldn’t have kept the Communion elements in the rumpus room. In her defense, the room wasn’t used much. As an only child, it’s hard to make a rumpus, especially when being the minister’s daughter renders you… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Romance, Stories alcohol, gambling, LGBTQ, priests, teenagers, Thomas Baldwin

THE MONKEY IN MY ROOM • by Tyler Bolich

May 9, 2022Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

At first, it just screamed and tore the place up. It turned my shelves over, ripped my curtains, pissed on my bed, and threw crap everywhere. It was bad, sure, but it was understandable. The monkey was a wild animal.… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories, Surreal Tyler Bolich

YET ANOTHER GODDAMN HERO • by C.L. Holland

May 2, 2022Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

I don’t know what it was about my town, but it attracted heroes like flies on shit. This one sauntered into the store in a mismatched set of armour, her hair an unfeasible shade of pink, and introduced herself as… Continue Reading →

Fantasy, Humour / Satire, Science Fiction, Stories, Surreal C.L. Holland, gaming

THEY WERE THINKING ABOUT GETTING A CAT • by Dawn Maria Muenchrath

April 29, 2022Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

The thing you need to understand is none of us liked him from the start. That’s why we weren’t too choked when we first heard about the breakup. It’s not that we didn’t care about my sister. Really, we were… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Literary, Romance, Stories breaking up, cats, Dawn Maria Muenchrath, siblings

FIVE STAR REVIEW • by David R. Polsdorfer

April 27, 2022Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Trust me, I was skeptical. The deluge of late night appearances and puff pieces about the latest genius fell deaf on my old ears. But when the advert appeared at the end of Big Game LXVI, I searched for my… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Romance, Stories androids, David R. Polsdorfer

ABBIE SUGARMAN’S BEST DECISION • by Dick Noble

April 25, 2022Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Abbie rose from the couch when she heard the key rattle in the lock and the thump of Troy’s boots hitting the floor. It was two in the morning. Troy staggered into their apartment, mumbling a slurred story about pub… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories alcohol, Dick Noble, infidelity, revenge, smartphones

DM • by Laura Anne Harris

April 18, 2022Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Sitting outside a café in Paris, a latte and a breakfast tart sit delicate and pristine on Lindsay’s plate, patient for her to eat and sip. It’s quiet here for a tourist, and Lindsay feels at home. She’s killing time… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories divorce, Laura Anne Harris, Paris, social media, strangers

THE FUTURE IS LAUGHING • by Ruby Zehnder

April 11, 2022Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God? I do.   Please state your full legal name, social security access code, and the nature of the crime or crimes committed… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories artificial intelligence, courtrooms, hospitals, Ruby Zehnder

MAUDIE’S BASEMENT BAR • by Jane Brown

April 4, 2022Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

“Hit me,” I say, sliding onto my favourite bar stool. “And make it strong.” Maudie eyes my dirt-encrusted skin and bloody fingernails as she grabs the kettle. “Oh honey, what’d she do this time? Bury you alive?” I nod. “Fire… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Jane Brown, writers

THE LUCK GENE • by Kai Swanson-Dale

March 28, 2022Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Gene had always been a lucky guy. He attributed his luck to good genes, of which his family had an overabundance. He was fresh-faced and rosy, had a strong body and a sturdy build, and enjoyed health and happiness and… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Science Fiction, Stories Kai Swanson-Dale, luck, Nobel Prize, scientists

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