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VORAREPHILIA VAMPIRICA • by Benjamin Logan Miller

October 30, 2017Every Day Fiction 10 Comments

Amy Ford woke up dead. It was immediately obvious she was dead. Her mind went through a number of distinct memories: driving high on methamphetamine, wrapping her car around a tree, and being flung onto the road. She remembered thinking,… Continue Reading →

Horror, Humour / Satire, Stories Benjamin Logan Miller, vampires

BADER • by John L Malone

October 23, 2017Every Day Fiction 15 Comments

Although it is wet and windy, Bader drives along the highway, window wound down, head poking into the gust, tongue lolling out, soaking it all in. It is one of the disadvantages of being a dog in his previous life.… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories, Surreal dogs, John L Malone, reincarnation

F.M. BROWN’S TROPICAL CARNIVAL FARM FRESH FIXINS SMALL ANIMAL TREATS • by Tara Campbell

October 22, 2017Every Day Fiction 8 Comments

Dear Miss Louise, I know I told you this already when you visited with your church group, but I’ve been thinking on it, and decided to write the church in hopes the letter will get to you so I can… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories crime, letters, pet stores, prison, Tara Campbell

THE BEARS OF PARADISE • by M.C. Schmidt

October 20, 2017Every Day Fiction 18 Comments

I’m hanging from the railing of a deck. At a chateau in a state where I don’t live. On a vacation that I was coerced to come on. Pissing and shitting my pants. A man reaches for me. Our wives… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Literary, Stories bears, M.C. Schmidt, near-death experience, vacation

PINK MONKEYS OF VERONA • by Stephen Duffin

October 16, 2017Every Day Fiction 27 Comments

“Don’t you love being a pink monkey?” declared County Paris, flying over Lady Capulet’s orchard. “Shall we make mischief?” Romeo flew low under an envious moon. “This pink monkey has better things to do!” Paris flew alongside. “Like what?” “Oh… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories, Surreal Stephen Duffin, William Shakespeare

THE REAL STORY OF THE FIRST CANADIAN THANKSGIVING • by Peter Wood

October 9, 2017Every Day Fiction 15 Comments

Professor Henri Dubois materialized behind a rock outcropping. Dizzy and disoriented, he fought the urge to throw up. His wrist tracker said October 9, 1578. A half hour until the auto retrieval yanked him back to Carlton University in 21st… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Science Fiction, Stories academia, Canada, Canadian Thanksgiving, Peter Wood

MAKING NEW FRIENDS • by Darcy Lin Wood

October 2, 2017Every Day Fiction 10 Comments

Violet wasn’t sure when it happened, but lately her self-confidence had dipped. Not that she ever sought to be the centre of attention, but she no longer revelled in meeting new people. Somewhere between retiring and downsizing, her confidence had… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Inspirational, Stories Darcy Lin Wood, friendship, tortoises, village life

MARITAL TEXTS • by J.D. Moberg

September 25, 2017Every Day Fiction 15 Comments

I hate meetings, I do. The meetings to which I am invited involve sitting around looking at charts while technicians and engineers shout numbers at one another. It sounds like an auction house for the clinically insane. “What’s the differential?”… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Alice in Wonderland, Canada, engineers, J.D. Moberg, marriage, office life

THE DUPLICATION PARADOX • by David M. Chevalier

September 18, 2017Every Day Fiction 16 Comments

With a grunt of annoyance, Devon closed the browser tab that had been displaying the rare Star Wars collectibles forum. He didn’t want to see any more fawning posts talking about damn Barry Connor’s “rare and amazing” collection. And after… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Science Fiction, Stories collectors, David M. Chevalier, Star Wars, time travel, toys

ORVILLE • by Arthur Davis

September 11, 2017Every Day Fiction 21 Comments

Sheets pulled up tightly. Rain tap-dancing on my bedroom window. I’m guessing it’s around 7am. It’s Saturday, a lot to do, though nowhere especially urgent for us to be. She rolls her eyes, almost awake. A smile pierces the curtain… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Romance, Stories Arthur Davis

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