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HIDDEN COMMUNICATION • by Oonah V Joslin

October 27, 2011Every Day Fiction 26 Comments

“It’s cold in here. You should light a fire.” Sara shivered, hoping for a cuddle. “Not until that chimney’s swept.” Joe was always so practical, but a date stripping wallpaper wasn’t what she’d had in mind. “How many layers of… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Romance, Stories Halloween, Oonah V Joslin, proposals

GIANT LEAP • by Mark English

October 21, 2011Every Day Fiction 17 Comments

Roaring on a mighty flame stack, the rocket ship Conquest descended through the atmosphere to the surface of planet Alpha-1. Bulbous-bodied, tri-finned, and gleaming, the interstellar colony ship was breath-taking — which was part of the Big Idea. Camera drones… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Science Fiction, Stories aliens, Mark English, space colonization

GIFTED • by Paul A. Freeman

October 17, 2011Every Day Fiction 26 Comments

Robert Murdoch stood awkwardly at attention in the manager’s office of Predator Pensions. Robert’s boss, Mr Penrose, had not offered him a seat, which he viewed as a bad omen. As for Mr Penrose, he was standing with his back… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories, Surreal Paul A. Freeman

A LA DESCARTES • by Oonah V Joslin

September 14, 2011Every Day Fiction 23 Comments

“I don’t understand why you’re worried, Meg. She’s eating okay.” “Yes, but it’s the effort. I can’t keep up. Last week it was squiggly foods. That wasn’t so bad. I got curly fries and spaghetti and I made squiggly-looking sausage… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Oonah V Joslin, parenting

AN ELIZABETHAN TALE • by Paul A. Freeman

August 15, 2011Every Day Fiction 28 Comments

York, 1589 The door to The White Rose tavern flew open. Burbage, the aspiring actor, hurried inside in a flurry of snow, his cloak pulled tightly about him. His eyes searched the dimly lit hostelry, seeking out his friend, the Moorish playwright… Continue Reading →

Historical, Humour / Satire, Stories Paul A. Freeman, William Shakespeare

THE SAT-NAV OF DOOM • by Nyki Blatchley

May 30, 2011Every Day Fiction 18 Comments

Pulling the brightly painted Land Rover to a halt, Faroon the Fearless turned to his trusty sidekick. “Check the Sat-Nav again, Bob.” With a sigh, Bob the Vaguely Amusing examined the mechanism. It had been especially enchanted by the good… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Nyki Blatchley

THE MOST EPICLY AWESOMEST STORY! EVER!! • by Randy Henderson

May 16, 2011Every Day Fiction 49 Comments

Framdar “The Slayer” Deathkiller swung — it was a mighty swing, though a might less mighty than it might have been for his mind was thinking thoughts of his father who he had never known but if he had he… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Randy Henderson

HUBERT IN LOVE • by Eric J. Guignard

April 18, 2011Every Day Fiction 34 Comments

“All right, Hubert, come on up here.” “Well fellas, looks like my time is come. Nice jawin’ with y’all.” His voice, sweet and raspy like sawdust in honey, falls upon their exhausted ears in merciful closure. The old men sitting… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Eric J. Guignard

SPERMICIDAL • by Charlie Bowers

April 4, 2011Every Day Fiction 21 Comments

This is going to go all the way. My first time. God knows I’ve waited long enough. Everybody says it’s a much bigger deal before than it is after. I don’t need to worry. Avoid eye contact with everyone in… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories awkward purchases, Charlie Bowers, condoms

THE NEXT ICE AGE • by Paul Friesen

March 17, 2011Every Day Fiction 33 Comments

“Your wish is my command!” Jim stood in a snow-covered clearing where he’d stumbled upon a well. “… Were you hiding behind there?” he asked. “I said — your wish is my COMMAND!” “Green tweed? Aren’t you cold in that?”… Continue Reading →

Fantasy, Humour / Satire, Stories leprechauns, Paul Friesen, St. Patrick's Day, wishes

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