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THE MOST EPICLY AWESOMEST STORY! EVER!! • by Randy Henderson

May 16, 2011Every Day Fiction 49 Comments

Framdar “The Slayer” Deathkiller swung — it was a mighty swing, though a might less mighty than it might have been for his mind was thinking thoughts of his father who he had never known but if he had he… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Randy Henderson

HUBERT IN LOVE • by Eric J. Guignard

April 18, 2011Every Day Fiction 34 Comments

“All right, Hubert, come on up here.” “Well fellas, looks like my time is come. Nice jawin’ with y’all.” His voice, sweet and raspy like sawdust in honey, falls upon their exhausted ears in merciful closure. The old men sitting… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Eric J. Guignard

SPERMICIDAL • by Charlie Bowers

April 4, 2011Every Day Fiction 21 Comments

This is going to go all the way. My first time. God knows I’ve waited long enough. Everybody says it’s a much bigger deal before than it is after. I don’t need to worry. Avoid eye contact with everyone in… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories awkward purchases, Charlie Bowers, condoms

THE NEXT ICE AGE • by Paul Friesen

March 17, 2011Every Day Fiction 33 Comments

“Your wish is my command!” Jim stood in a snow-covered clearing where he’d stumbled upon a well. “… Were you hiding behind there?” he asked. “I said — your wish is my COMMAND!” “Green tweed? Aren’t you cold in that?”… Continue Reading →

Fantasy, Humour / Satire, Stories leprechauns, Paul Friesen, St. Patrick's Day, wishes

AROUND THE BLOCK • by Jonathan Pinnock

February 21, 2011Every Day Fiction 33 Comments

Can’t think who it was who I first heard about it from — in fact, can’t even remember where it was. Probably at last year’s conference, or perhaps the summer school. Or was it one of the circle meetings? Hardly… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Jonathan Pinnock, writers

MOONRISE • by Suzanne Conboy-Hill

January 17, 2011Every Day Fiction 16 Comments

Josie looked down at her toes and wriggled them against the cold of the pavement. Should have worn shoes, she thought. Shoes would have been smart. She tugged at her brown cardigan, pulling the open edges closer together across her… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Suzanne Conboy-Hill

UNDERSTATEMENT • by Gaius Coffey

January 10, 2011Every Day Fiction 20 Comments

Understatement was the order of the day in the Upper Cholmondley town hall; it had to be. “My tea!” exclaimed the chubby mayor as the over-sugared contents of his fine eggshell teacup swirled upwards. “Got it.” Mr. Barnaby used a… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories, Surreal Gaius Coffey

AFTER MIDNIGHT • by Jenny Schwartz

April 12, 2010Every Day Fiction 8 Comments

Once upon a time, when he’d been an active old man, George Porter had shouted himself hoarse about the youth of today and their horrible graffiti. He’d banged his stick on the floor of countless community meetings and moaned to… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories cemeteries, graffiti, Jenny Schwartz

TELEPHONE CALL • by James Bloomfield

April 1, 2010Every Day Fiction 23 Comments

“Hello?” “Mr Carter?” “Yes?” “Mr. Michael Carter?” “That’s right. Who is this, please?” “This… is Death.” “Oh. Wow. Okay.” “It is your time. I have come for you.” “By telephone? I thought you did this kind of thing in person.”… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories James Bloomfield

CENTAURI CALLING • by Jenny Schwartz

March 12, 2010Every Day Fiction 11 Comments

“Thief! Entertainment pirate!” Emma blinked, bewildered not only by the accusation, but by its maker. She had come out to the roof of the law firm’s tall office building for a breath of fresh-ish city air since she intended to… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Science Fiction, Stories aliens, Jenny Schwartz, lawyers

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