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FLASHING QUEEN • by Meghan Louise Wagner

March 9, 2020Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Madison thought she was something special because her parents bought her a peacock. We were both in eighth grade and lived on opposite sides of a street that dead-ended on the lake. In sixth grade, she told everyone that her… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories

THE PEANUT • by Dr. Kimberlee R. Mendoza

March 2, 2020Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Henry carried the last of his stuff, a small shoe box filled with toy cars, into Aunt Karen’s house. He didn’t want to be there, but his dad left, and his mom said she needed a support something or other.… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories

SLEEPING WITH MEN • by Big Rand

February 24, 2020Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

“Hey, Mattie, mind if I hop in your bed? All the downstairs rooms are taken,” I lug my legs over to the pullout mattress, exhausted from a night of drinking. I start to take off my shirt, knowing Matt would… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories

THE SENTIENT SWORD • by Hagan Maurer

February 17, 2020Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

They call me The Sentient Sword, but I prefer Bill. I was forged in the Fires of Timmy the Shimmy Smith. They call him that because his swords are always a little wobbly. I am no exception. However, I’m proud… Continue Reading →

Fantasy, Humour / Satire, Stories

CUPID ME • by John Tinney

February 10, 2020Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Back then, I imagined my postman was Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he’d have a massive coronary and die under the weight of all my Valentine’s cards. Why Arnie had to die was best left for the pioneering Austrian therapist I’ve still… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Romance, Stories

THREE MONTHS’ GROWTH • by Nate Nate Nainers

February 3, 2020Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

I went to the Chevron, and you must forgive my reasons, but there I went. This was a time when my beard was big and full and free as a bear frolicking through a campsite. There was a line. And… Continue Reading →

Horror, Humour / Satire, Stories

3 AM • by Jimmy Caputo

January 27, 2020Every Day Fiction 1 Comment

I almost threw my phone across the room as it vibrated. I ignored it. As the clock hit 3 AM, I closed my eyes and wondered why this hour allowed a thin line between the spirit world and ours. It… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories

ICE CREAM SUNDAY • by Alan Bisbort

January 23, 2020Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Not long ago, I saw my neighbor Ed Mancini sitting alone inside his Subaru in the parking lot outside the Bank of America branch here in Bowman’s Corner. Ed was staring straight ahead out the front windshield, lost in thought… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Literary, Stories Alan Bisbort

THE TOAD PRINCE • by J. P. Roquard

January 13, 2020Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

There was once a #beautiful princess. Everyone loved her (or rather, everyone followed her) because she was #beyourself #makeup #realme #livelovelaugh #followback, and so much more to so many people. But more than anything, she was #cool. One day, the… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories fairytales, fame, J. P. Roquard, social media, The Frog Prince

THE DRESS • by Jennifer Brophy

January 5, 2020Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Getting Dressed Across town, there is a woman trying to decide what to wear on a first date. All of her clothes are scattered around the room. She holds two dresses up to herself in front of the mirror.  She… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Romance, Stories first date, Jennifer Brophy

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