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THE JAYWALKER • by Tom Britz

June 16, 2014Every Day Fiction 34 Comments

Dressed in his festive orange attire, Niles Davenport follows the jackbooted, uniformed police officer down the boisterous hallway en route to his new weekend digs. His mind reels as he notices the thick gray metal bars that keep the current… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories lying, prison, Tom Britz

LETTERS TO HELL • by Charles Payseur

May 26, 2014Every Day Fiction 14 Comments

I sit at my desk and stare at the directory in front of me, its physical weight like some joke from the past, an analog nightmare that seems almost ironic next to the smart phone that I’m using to scan… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories afterlife, Charles Payseur

THE WINDOW WASHER • by Tom Britz

May 19, 2014Every Day Fiction 77 Comments

Niles Dansforth got the notice at lunch. As of tomorrow he was to join the millions of dedicated Americans on the Dole. He was being laid off. Permanently. His career at Dynamicolor Broadcasting Corporation was prematurely ejected. Two and a… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories job loss, office life, Tom Britz

GET IN SHAPE AND MAKE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME • by David Macpherson

May 17, 2014Every Day Fiction 10 Comments

Emily, Martha and the other three from the boost crew got out of van for the fourth time this morning. They were at a CVS parking lot. Martha looked at her sister, “All I said was I wanted to join… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Mystery / Suspense, Stories David Macpherson, theft

FAIR • by Chad Greene

April 27, 2014Every Day Fiction 8 Comments

Solemnly, the seven little lawyers looked down at her. Even comatose in her hospital bed, she was so beautiful — her skin, white as snow; her lips, red as blood; her hair, black as ebony. “Who are we meeting with,”… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Chad Greene, fairytales, hospitals, lawyers, Snow White

RAINBOW SPARKLY HAPPY FAIRY VALLEY • by Brian J. Hunt

April 22, 2014Every Day Fiction 10 Comments

The inhabitants of Rainbow Sparkly Happy Fairy Valley woke up one morning to find a most unusual visitor had arrived during the night. “Brrraaaains…” their new friend said. Twiggly the unicorn whispered to Jub-Jub the fairy, “I don’t ever like… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Brian J. Hunt, siblings

SHE THOUGHT SAMUEL WAS A GEM • by Walt Giersbach

March 24, 2014Every Day Fiction 11 Comments

My Aunt Eleanor, up in the Riverdale section of the Bronx, is a funny woman.  Not funny ha-ha, but whimsical.  Uncle Samuel sold stationery supplies to dealers all over the eastern U.S.  Eleanor said he was on the road so… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Walt Giersbach

A SPARK OF LIFE • by Dave D’Alessio

March 19, 2014Every Day Fiction 18 Comments

It was a night for a warm fire and a good drink of whiskey. Instead there was a rapping at my door. By the sound of it, someone was banging away with a proper walking stick. I pumped up a… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Dave D'Alessio, inventions, police, Scotland

THE BIG DREAM • by Stuart Larner

March 10, 2014Every Day Fiction 18 Comments

“Ed Lowercase? Private detective? There’s something you can do for me…” When I first heard that honey-trap voice, I could have said I was busy. However, as the voice came from a tall blonde in a low-cut tight dress leaning… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Mystery / Suspense, Stories Stuart Larner

THE ROWING MACHINE • by Derek McMillan

January 6, 2014Every Day Fiction 21 Comments

“I’m not using it to tow penguins to the moon,” was all Dave ever said about the contraption he was making in the shed. He was not a talkative chap, Dave. He worked as a surly shop-assistant in McTavish’s fish… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Derek McMillan

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