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ROAST DINOSAUR • by Carl Steiger

February 9, 2015Every Day Fiction 25 Comments

“Daddy!” Cassiopeia and Casper squealed in unison from the dining table. “Why are you late?” Martha snapped. “These children are driving me crazy!” “Jeez, I’m sorry,” Bruce said, removing his coat and kicking the door closed at the same time.… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Carl Steiger, parenting

IDLE MUSINGS • by Chris J. Fries

February 2, 2015Every Day Fiction 72 Comments

“You shouldn’t open with unattributed dialogue.” The lilting, melodic voice tickled my ear. I looked to my left to see a familiar figure wrapped in flowing fabrics of deep red and iridescent gold. She leaned in close to peer over… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Chris J. Fries, writers

LATE BREAKFAST • by Jacey Bedford

January 24, 2015Every Day Fiction 29 Comments

A musician was on tour in the south of England and played a little folk club gig in Eastbourne. As often happens that night he was invited to stay at the home of the organisers, an Australian couple, Jayne and… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories breakfast, Jacey Bedford, musicians

THE LAST MAN ON EARTH • by Dave D’Alessio

December 31, 2014Every Day Fiction 12 Comments

The Dolphin Dauphin, boss of the High Council of Terrestrial Intelligences, ordered the total evacuation of Earth. “The time’s come,” he whistled. “Sol’s going sub-giant. So get your butts outta there.” Poor Mother Earth was worn out, her mountains eroded… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Science Fiction, Stories Dave D'Alessio, end of the world

MONA’S MIRACLE OF THE MADONNA LIPS • by JB Smith

December 25, 2014Every Day Fiction 26 Comments

I  had been prayin’ for the role of Mary in the church Christmas pageant. I had a hankerin’ for Mervyn Swank who was playin’ Joseph. But Georgette Raymond, who was my sworn rival on all things artful,  got the part.… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Christmas, Christmas Eve, Christmas pageant, JB Smith

BRAND MANAGEMENT IN AN AGE OF ANXIETY • by Walt Giersbach

November 10, 2014Every Day Fiction 143 Comments

“Thing is, I’m a situational smoker. I only have a cigarette when I’m facing a critical situation.” I half listened to the guy’s voice over the shouted chatter, wondering where my friends had wandered to. The club was a happening… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories dating, nightclub, Walt Giersbach

THE CABINETS OF DOCTOR CAL AND GARY • by David Macpherson

September 22, 2014Every Day Fiction 30 Comments

The following are just some of the 109 reviews from CarpenterAdvisor.Com for Doctor Cal’s Custom Cabinets. 4 out of 5 stars The cabinets are awesome. The owner, Doctor Cal (that’s what you call him) gave a really low quote and… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories David Macpherson

THE SWEET LIFE • by Aidan Doyle

September 8, 2014Every Day Fiction 68 Comments

The extra-large jar of honey in the staff kitchen was Toru’s first hint of the coming of the bears. The next day, three of his co-workers were replaced by bears. The bears didn’t join the morning calisthenics program, nor did… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Aidan Doyle, bears, office life

THE FIRST DAY OF CLASS • by Martin Chandler

September 2, 2014Every Day Fiction 27 Comments

Garry waited patiently at the door as the bell rang. He was tall, taller than most of the adolescents he taught, and had a youthful face. Students were wandering out of their previous classes and through the halls, trying to… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories first day of school, Martin Chandler, teachers

THE GOOSE WITH ZERO DOWN • by Marisa Mangione

August 11, 2014Every Day Fiction 73 Comments

No, you can’t have that water gun. Put it back. I told you, Mommy only brought money for food. Not for toys. Tommy, you put that box down or we’re going right back to the car. I mean it. Sit… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories debt, fairytales, Marisa Mangione, parenting, The Golden Goose

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