OH, CANADA! • by Torin Michael Johnson

He ran into the Oval Office in a mad craze.

Much to the President’s surprise, he manically stumbled to the desk and cried, “Mr. President, Canada was just annihilated. It’s gone!”

As he wept while cradled in a ball, the President leaned back in his chair and said to himself, “Huh, so that’s what that button does.”

Torin Michael Johnson is a civil engineer who maintains his passion in creative writing, martial arts and helping people.

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