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A TWIST TOO FAR • by Peter Wood

November 8, 2016Every Day Fiction 46 Comments

The antennae sprang from the cashier’s head. Jim rolled his eyes. He had come to the North Carolina mountains to exorcise writer’s block. He didn’t need another pull-the-rug-from-under-you plot twist. He had enough bad ideas on his own. Aliens did… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories elections, Peter Wood, politicians, writers

ZOMBIE WALK • by Lise Colas

October 31, 2016Every Day Fiction 24 Comments

Oct 31st, 7pm I met up with Zara outside The Slug and Lettuce. Purple hair this year, but still that effortless rank look, wild and matted. Nice ragged slash along her throat, exposing the carotid and lots of gore splattered around… Continue Reading →

Horror, Humour / Satire, Stories Halloween, Lise Colas, zombies

FAT VLAD • by Kip Hanson

October 28, 2016Every Day Fiction 18 Comments

Vladimir loves vampires. Ever since the night spent huddled on the couch, peering from beneath a blanket while watching Blood of Dracula on his mother’s little black and white television, he’s been hooked. He faked the flu during grade school… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories dieting, Kip Hanson, vampires

EARWIGGING • by Derek McMillan

October 24, 2016Every Day Fiction 49 Comments

I was sitting in the canteen minding my own business. I had a coffee and a crossword. I swear I wasn’t earwigging, it was just that what she said was arresting. There were two women who were clearly pregnant —… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Derek McMillan

TOO OLD FOR SUZUKI • by Jonathan Pinnock

October 17, 2016Every Day Fiction 49 Comments

They’re halfway back home before either of them says anything. The late Sunday afternoon traffic is light, but they’re stuck behind an Eddie Stobart lorry and the road is too twisty for Tim to get past. “Well,” says Angela eventually.… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Jonathan Pinnock, parenting

MPDB • by Tyler Young

August 22, 2016Every Day Fiction 26 Comments

Dana sat down heavily on the park bench. She was significantly late for what was sure to be a long and stressful day at the office. People were probably looking for her already. Her phone was buzzing in her pocket… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories office life, pixies, Tyler Young

HOW I FOUND MY WAY HERE • by Stephen V. Ramey

August 15, 2016Every Day Fiction 31 Comments

A week ago, two Sunday-suited men came to my door. Jehovah’s Witnesses, I assumed. No nametags, so they weren’t Mormons. At first I was not going to answer, then I thought, Why not? They both had dark hair, thin frames,… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Stephen V. Ramey

LEELAND AND DUNCE, ON THE CASE • by Amy Sisson

July 18, 2016Every Day Fiction 13 Comments

Angela Reese opened the door to find two men wearing dark suits and brimmed hats on her front porch. Both men briefly held up badges, but whisked them back into their pockets before Mrs. Reese could read them. “Ma’am, I’m… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Amy Sisson

DRAGON SLAYING BY PROXY • by Mark Wolf

July 15, 2016Every Day Fiction 10 Comments

“Gin and tonic, Rupert?” Sammy, the troll, said. “No, Sammy, whiskey. Make it a double,” the golemancer replied, sat back in his barstool, and shook his head, attempting to uncross his eyes while he began to gather his thoughts back… Continue Reading →

Fantasy, Humour / Satire, Stories bars, dragons, golems, Mark Wolf

BLIND SIDE • by Peter Wood

July 11, 2016Every Day Fiction 24 Comments

Mike wondered if Coach Phillips was just jerking him around. “You want me to pick a team?” Coach Phillips scratched his sizable gut. “That’s right, Zoner. You and Abrams. First in the alphabet and last.” Mike fingered the Star Trek… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories gridiron football, Peter Wood, physical education, sports, Star Trek

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