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ADVENTURES OF THE JOYNER-PALSEY FAMILY • by Stephan James

January 15, 2018Every Day Fiction 4 Comments

Route 160 out of Durango runs crooked and dusty past Mesa Verde National Park, and that’s where the first fight of the day erupts. Asher is apparently on his sister’s side. “Mo-om!” Ellie pleads. “Make him move!” Justine, from her… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories blended family, parenting, Stephan James

ROTARY DIAL • by Deirdre Fagan

January 8, 2018Every Day Fiction 19 Comments

Chuck reached for the phone. He had never talked much on the phone and had never much liked it. He wasn’t that sort of man. He had been the sort of man who awoke at 4:00 a.m., even on weekends,… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Inspirational, Literary, Stories Deirdre Fagan, telephones

FOLDED • by Tony Conaway

January 7, 2018Every Day Fiction 47 Comments

They both had been around for a long time.  Even though they were in the same business, they had never actually met – until now, when they were unexpectedly pressed up against each other. “Hello, handsome!” “How do you do,… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories Tony Conaway

THE REAL PROBLEM WITH ARTIFICIAL TREES • by Cathy McCrumb

December 22, 2017Every Day Fiction 15 Comments

My patrol had taken longer than I had anticipated, and I returned at dusk, the cold December air clinging to me as I snuck back into the house. After weeks of spying, I finally had the intel from the last… Continue Reading →

Fantasy, Humour / Satire, Stories birds, Cathy McCrumb, cats, Christmas trees, Santa Claus

MIDWINTER MEDDLING • by Ben Nein

December 21, 2017Every Day Fiction 6 Comments

Constable Gil Hadrian leaned against the side of a building, taking a break from his weaving walk through the alley somewhere in the Priesthorpe district of Ashford. All these temples looked alike after seven drinks. Or was it eight? He… Continue Reading →

Fantasy, Humour / Satire, Stories Ben Nein, demons, Gil Hadrian, police, Winter Solstice

A CHRISTMAS RUBICON • by A. Elizabeth Herting

December 20, 2017Every Day Fiction 10 Comments

Bob hated Christmas. It brought to mind memories of when his parents fought, usually after a long night of spiked eggnog. While his parents’ quarreling was far in the past, Bob still found the forced merriment of holidays unbearable. If… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Romance, Stories A. Elizabeth Herting, Christmas, Christmas trees

ZOMBIE MONK: ICY IN ANTARCTICA • by Brenda Anderson

December 18, 2017Every Day Fiction 7 Comments

Crushed, frozen and unable to breathe, Brother Martin cried out in panic, “Lord, where am I?” “Dead, under a hundred feet of snow.” The Lord’s voice was clear and unaffected. “You’ve been buried for centuries on the side of the… Continue Reading →

Fantasy, Humour / Satire, Stories Brenda Anderson, comets, God, monks

REBIRTHDAY • by Robert C. Weissenberg

December 11, 2017Every Day Fiction 16 Comments

Horrified to learn that his birthday burger used to moo, Federico decided to atone for his crime and restore the cow to life. He went to the carniceria and bought as much beef as a hundred bucks (all his birthday… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories parenting, Robert C. Weissenberg

TERRIBLE LIZARDS • by Fred Coppersmith

December 4, 2017Every Day Fiction 14 Comments

Dinosaurs are smarter than you might think. Too smart, maybe, for their own good. “I simply do not believe in time travel,” says the T-Rex. It roars emphatically, blood from its fresh kill still glistening on its angry fangs. “While… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Science Fiction, Stories dinosaurs, Fred Coppersmith, time travel

WEIRD PETS • by Clint Lowe

November 27, 2017Every Day Fiction 12 Comments

As soon as Miss Kate left detention class for the toilet, Edelle scrambled over to Leah. “Flippidy books,” Edelle said, and flung Leah’s hardbacks from her desk, spreading them on the ground. Jaryd sat cowering in his seat, drawing squiggly… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Literary, Stories bullying, Clint Lowe, ferrets, school

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