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SUCKERS! • by Elizabeth Barton

May 21, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Kayla tried to quell her trembling as she stood at the tree house window, balancing a bulbous green water balloon on the business end of a spatula. From below, a peal of raucous laughter heralded the boys’ approach. “They’re coming!”… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories children, Elizabeth Barton

A BRIEF HISTORY OF PEST CONTROL • by Ruby Zehnder

May 17, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Worthy’s mother has agreed to listen to her book report and give her feedback. They sit down to begin — the phone rings.  Her mother picks it up. No one answers. She smiles at Worthy and shrugs her shoulders. Worthy… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories homework, parenting, pest control, Ruby Zehnder, telephones

UP A TREE • by Timothy C Goodwin

May 10, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Chester couldn’t help being a Peeping Tom. This impulse would come over him and swoosh: up into a tree he went. He had never been caught, so he never had to answer for seeing Sara Beth’s bare shoulders, or Parker… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Science Fiction, Stories aliens, Timothy C Goodwin, voyeurism

TRUE LOVE’S KISS • by Paul Miller

May 3, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Lord Dalius burst through the heavy oak doors of his keep, gasping for breath. He’d had to run lest too many people see him in such a state. “That wretched hag!” he shouted into the emptiness. With a quivering breath… Continue Reading →

Fantasy, Humour / Satire, Stories Beauty and the Beast, fairytales, magic, Paul Miller, transformation, witches

THERE’S NOTHING LESS REMARKABLE THAN CRACKED PEPPER ON READY SALTED CRISPS • by Kris McGinnis

April 26, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Twelve days before his forty-seventh birthday, it dawned on Thomas Mearns that he’d never done anything remarkable in his entire life. Well, to alleviate his pedantry, it was twelve days, eleven hours and four minutes whilst he was sitting with… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Literary, Stories birthdays, Kris McGinnis

PRESENT AND CORRECT • by Terri Mullholland

April 19, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Alan was the man who had everything. Not just the successful career, the big house, and the beautiful wife, he also had a gadget for every occasion. At a loss for what to buy him for birthdays and Christmas, Alan’s… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories, Surreal marriage, minimalism, Terri Mullholland

CHERYL PRESSES THE BUTTON • by Marc J Guillotte

April 12, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

“It’s ruined my garden,” Cheryl complained to her sister, Barbara, while replanting what she could salvage. “This was my only spot in full sun,” she said, the two of them bent on their knees in the shadow of the phallus.… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Romance, Science Fiction, Stories bureaucracy, gardening, leaving a marriage, Marc J Guillotte

A TIME TRAVELER WALKS INTO A BAR • by Joel Fishbane

April 7, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

In a few minutes, a guy who looks like a younger version of me is going to ask you out. He’s right over there, shooting pool with his friends, and he’s about to remark that he likes your crooked smile.… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Literary, Science Fiction, Stories bars, dating, Joel Fishbane

KAITLYN’S CAFE: PIZZA FOR TWO • by Patrick Knight

April 5, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

A deafening cacophony escaped the kitchen as countless pots and pans crashed to the floor. Andria plugged her ears until the ringing subsided. A high-pitched “Aye aye,” squeaked from her lips. She replaced her fallen utensils and started again. Filling… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Romance, Stories cafés, cooking, food, Patrick Knight

A MINER’S SPIRIT • by Angelica R. Jackson

April 1, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

You can’t know darkness until you’re trapped deep in a mine, on the wrong side of the tangle of rock and timbers blocking you in with your crew. After the thunderous wave of dust and panic settled, half a dozen… Continue Reading →

Historical, Humour / Satire, Literary, Stories Angelica R. Jackson, dogs, miners

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