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EGUNC • by Mary K. Curran

July 5, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

“Good evening, sir,” said the pale man in black coat at my front door. “Hello. You are…?” “Call me Mackey, sir.” “Ah, Mr. Mackey, you’re a day early,” I said, clutching my robe against the chill. “But come in, come… Continue Reading →

Horror, Humour / Satire, Stories marriage, Mary K. Curran, missing persons, online selling, vampires

PERCEPTIONS OF MELODY • by Amber A. Logan

June 9, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

From the day we moved into the house, I could sense we weren’t alone. My husband jokingly calls me “his little psychic,” and trivializes my perceptions, so I resolved this time to keep silent. The house was offered fully furnished… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories, Surreal Amber A. Logan, books, ghosts, marriage

OLD BONES • by Ronni Sandroff

June 7, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

When Professor Albright retired at the turn of the 21st century, his favorite students helped him load his car. Two of the college boys carried out the antique yellowed skeleton in a seated position with an arm around each of… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories, Surreal retirement, Ronni Sandroff, skeletons, teachers

ALL BOY • by Charles C Cole

May 26, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Joey Huff’s parents, the only parents he’d ever known, were childless, near 50, with little exposure to children when they brought him home from the adoption agency. They were so happy that they spoiled him from the get-go and, from… Continue Reading →

Fantasy, Humour / Satire, Stories Charles C Cole, DNA, high school

JUST DESSERTS • by David Desiderio

May 24, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

They collided on the Farmers Market at Clinton and Bailey streets in Buffalo, New York, on a sultry Saturday in August. She was forty-six, and outspoken. He was twenty-one, and given to few words. They both spotted the last basket… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories David Desiderio, farmer's markets, food, pies

SUCKERS! • by Elizabeth Barton

May 21, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Kayla tried to quell her trembling as she stood at the tree house window, balancing a bulbous green water balloon on the business end of a spatula. From below, a peal of raucous laughter heralded the boys’ approach. “They’re coming!”… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories children, Elizabeth Barton

A BRIEF HISTORY OF PEST CONTROL • by Ruby Zehnder

May 17, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Worthy’s mother has agreed to listen to her book report and give her feedback. They sit down to begin — the phone rings.  Her mother picks it up. No one answers. She smiles at Worthy and shrugs her shoulders. Worthy… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Stories homework, parenting, pest control, Ruby Zehnder, telephones

UP A TREE • by Timothy C Goodwin

May 10, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Chester couldn’t help being a Peeping Tom. This impulse would come over him and swoosh: up into a tree he went. He had never been caught, so he never had to answer for seeing Sara Beth’s bare shoulders, or Parker… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Science Fiction, Stories aliens, Timothy C Goodwin, voyeurism

TRUE LOVE’S KISS • by Paul Miller

May 3, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Lord Dalius burst through the heavy oak doors of his keep, gasping for breath. He’d had to run lest too many people see him in such a state. “That wretched hag!” he shouted into the emptiness. With a quivering breath… Continue Reading →

Fantasy, Humour / Satire, Stories Beauty and the Beast, fairytales, magic, Paul Miller, transformation, witches

THERE’S NOTHING LESS REMARKABLE THAN CRACKED PEPPER ON READY SALTED CRISPS • by Kris McGinnis

April 26, 2021Every Day Fiction Leave a Comment

Twelve days before his forty-seventh birthday, it dawned on Thomas Mearns that he’d never done anything remarkable in his entire life. Well, to alleviate his pedantry, it was twelve days, eleven hours and four minutes whilst he was sitting with… Continue Reading →

Humour / Satire, Literary, Stories birthdays, Kris McGinnis

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