Finally reaching the head of the line, I bowed low as my Lord thundered, “Weren’t you in charge of that engineering fiasco?”
“Sire,” I whimpered, knees buckling, “You caused that.”
“Yes, remember: only I create mountains. Now come in.”
“No thanks. You also killed all these multitudes when you caused them to misunderstand one another.”
In addition to having two books published, Andy Plotkin has had short stories published in anthologies, magazines, newspapers, and online magazines. He is currently working on several novels and novellas.