Sam Rebelein – Every Day Fiction

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TO YOU: AN ORAL ESSAY TO MY NEWBORN DAUGHTER THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE MATERNITY WARD AT 3 AM • by Sam Rebelein

July 5, 2018Every Day Fiction 2 Comments

Your mom actually likes her family. I was just thinking about that. It was the first thing I loved about her. I loved how simple it seemed, and how much it made me ache. See, we met at a bar.… Continue Reading →

VOMIT • by Sam Rebelein

June 19, 2017Every Day Fiction 37 Comments

Roger ate some bad oysters. The actual eating happened at about five o’clock. His stomach turned on him sometime around seven. The sun was just beginning to set, and Roger was working at his desk when the oysters first attacked.… Continue Reading →

WHY CALL THEM “BOTTOMLESS FRIES” IF YOU CAN ONLY EAT SO MANY • by Sam Rebelein

May 22, 2017Every Day Fiction 24 Comments

What they did was seek out the very last unicorn on Earth and slaughter it. They paraded its head throughout town on a pike, because this takes place in a land where they still use pikes for things. Unicorns, of… Continue Reading →