Listen to “Steaks” by Guy Anthony De Marco, read by Folly Blaine:
Guy Anthony De Marco is a nocturnal Bram Stoker Award® nominated author living in the geographic center of the middle of nowhere. Between writing speculative fiction, brewing more coffee, and wishing the horrific mortgage would forget how to find him, he ponders how long it would take for a zombie apocalypse to reach his front door. His practical wife, Tonya, trains all of the small pets to trip the incoming hordes and wonders where all the coffee went by the time she wakes up. Guy is a member of the following organizations: SFWA, HWA, SFPA, ASCAP, RMFW, and hopes to collect the rest of the letters of the alphabet one day. Additional information can be found at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Anthony_De_Marco.
Folly Blaine is a writer living in the Pacific Northwest.
“Steaks” by Guy Anthony De Marco was originally published on January 13, 2009.